stephanie presents: how to... (this is long, lol)

how to have a bad day:

make sure you oversleep.
allow people to walk all over you.
do everything "wrong" at work and care too much about actually doing it "right."
let the stuff that you shouldn't have to worry about frustrate you when it's done wrong by others.
eat food that will make you sick.
drive even though you were hoping (thought you asked) the others to do so.
encourage friend to take shots before leaving to go dtown.
don't get gas.
don't look up directions on your own.
do not understand that "go right" means "go left" and vice versa.
giggle too much.
cut someone off in your blind stop.
get extremely lost.
freak out b/c your gas meter has been on the e for the last 15, and is dropping below.
act stupider then any ditz you've ever met.
and then act even ditzier.
forget your not driving a little echo and run into a stationary wall while whipping into a parking spot, fucking up your new car.
be upset.
extremely upset.
avoid panic attack by letting drunk ppl tell you its fixable.
decide you shouldn't ever be allowed to drive a car.
hell, you shouldn't be allowed to be IN one.
act ditzy again.
forget to bring a tampon to change.
let drunken friends drink more.
allow lots of wine to be spilled all over your dress. (wine flavored vstring, anyone?)
realize you're going to HAVE to drive home b/c friends can't even stand up straight
allow them to drink more? wtf?
allow friend to insist on going the wrong way to the car, three times
leave friend w/ random stranger (ok, not extremely random, he worked there) so that you don't have to drag her three flights of steps
leave parking deck going the wrong direction?
friend is still standing in front of club.
accidentally get on downtown expressway.
run toll because you have no change.
listen to friend in back seat repeat over and over "where's jessica?"
call up guy (who thinks you're the biggest ditz in the world) to get directions back.
finally figure it out, friend is still alive. yay!!!
realize tank has been on empty for a long time...
take drunk person's advice to get to nearest gas station....
forget that "left" is still "right" and vice versa

after finally making it home, agree that this should be done again....


heh

to have a good day:
just do the opposite of everything above

fyi

james is making me choose between the "dog" and the computer... haha.... because we are breaking up... and he owes me about 5 times the worth of the computer...so really i should just get both... since he probably isn't going to ever pay me back.... but of course I chose the dog because I love her more than anything... and he sucks at taking care of her......... needless to say.... I may not really be online much after next weekend because apparantly that is when he is moving back to pa. smart decision on his part... to move with out a job, but some people aren't rational.
~steff